April 2012
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GOING TO CORNELL AGAIN TONIGHT WITH A FULLY CHARGED CELL PHONE.
March 2012
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Occasionally I have wished to be more outgoing or have the desire to make more friends.
But then I realized I’m both scarred from middle school and quite lazy.
“i will do my laundry tomorrow”
– me 2 weeks ago (via sadvelvetgirl)
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“I’m not that interesting to follow around. I don’t fall down and you can’t see...”
– Jon Hamm, Esquire (via madmendaily)
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First I interrupted a Jewish fraternity’s initiation when I got lost at Cornell tonight.
Then I knocked onto another house and asked where the chemistry house was (that’s where my friend lives). After one of the brothers told me the directions, he said that if I was looking for a party, I could come back there.
But of course, I just returned to my dorm at school because my feet got...
Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.
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Deutscher Professor: Lernten Sie Japanisch zu Hause?
Karimi: Nein, Ich lernte Japanisch... Ich lernte Thailändisch zu Hause.
Deutscher Professor: Ah so! Kochen Sie Thailändisch?
Karimi: Nein... Ich koche Japanisch.
Deutscher Professor: Interesante Kombination!
[Conversation with Brotherman]
Brother: You're such a troll, he's going to fail you now.
“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via lostsplendor)
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While Walker works out at the gym, I eat two coconut macaroons.
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carsonphillips:
deletes blog
rips off clothes
runs into the forest
begins the slow transformation into Beyonce
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